Knowing where to tap
by Tom Gaylord
Yesterday I had an experience that drove home the reason I write about airguns. I was cleaning a Ruger Mark II pistol, something I avoid as long as possible because I find the Mark II difficult to assemble and disassemble. What finally pushes me over the edge is the thought that somewhere in the U.S. there is a factory where a young woman puts these guns together all day long. I imagine her name is Tiffany and that she's 23 years old. She works at Ruger assembling guns during the day and goes to college at night (in my imagination). And Tiffany can assemble a Mark II while text-messaging three friends and conducting a voice conversation about her weekend with a fourth friend who works at the next bench.
IF TIFFANY CAN DO IT, SO CAN I!
That's my battle cry as I pry up the mainspring housing latch on the Mark II and immediately get into trouble. But I have an out! I can search Google and find someone who has been kind enough to publish the instructions, step-by-step, for goofballs just like me. In this case, it is the official Ruger site, where I find the complete manual.
And that is one big reason why I write about airguns. Because, when I started in 1994, nobody else was doing it. We didn't have a robust internet then, either, but I was starved for information about airguns.
Soon after I started writing The Airgun letter, a small crowd of people popped out of the woodwork and informed me they had staked claim to the airgun high ground and what the hell did I know, anyway? No matter that I had been shooting airguns when their fathers were still dating their mothers - who the hell did I think I was? I hadn't cleared my writing plans with any of them and they were furious.
A JOB WORTH DOING IS WORTH DOING POORLY!
That's a quote from my minister a few decades ago. What he meant was, if you have a job to do - GET ON WITH IT! We had a similar saying in the Army - Lead, follow or get out of the way! There may have been more words, but those are the ones I remember.
You can talk about something until they plant you six feet under, or you can try to do something about it, starting right now. I guess I'm still trying.
Knowing where (and when) to tap
If I know something and I know you want to know it, too, the chances are good I'll tell you. If you don't understand, I will be patient and try to explain. If you don't like what I am saying because it runs contrary to what you want to be true, I won't argue with you. Arguing takes time and I'd rather use my time to write.
And when you get stuck and I don't know what to tell you, either, both of us have to remember - TIFFANY DOES THIS ALL THE TIME!







